She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
FUCK WHALES
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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