Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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