Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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