I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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