i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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