I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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