So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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