I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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