Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girl is more easily done than said...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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