She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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