I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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