So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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