check it out our google latitudes are spooning
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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