Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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