your thong is hanging out like whoa
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
How external is "for external use only"?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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