Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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