You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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