Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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