Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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