if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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