After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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