My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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