And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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