Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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