I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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