I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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