4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
