We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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