He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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