the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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