I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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