girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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