How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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