hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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