i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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