you would pick up someone in the library
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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