holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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