I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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