Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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I need you to use more vowels.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
