So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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