I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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