I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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