What a fucking waste of an outfit
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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