I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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