How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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