white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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