Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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