After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
