4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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