yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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