Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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