Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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