real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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