Do vagina's smell?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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